Definitely want to see “Precious” tonight or tomorrow.
So rude that Michelle won’t go get me a bagel.
Going to use my girlfriend’s “J” mug because I miss her - and I used my “T” mug this morning.
Just discovered a place by me that serves falafel and schwarma 24 hours a day. I see it in my future.
Seriously, @chubbyjones and I are wondering how you get hired to be a sexy decoy on talk shows.
Barbara Walters, stop calling Chaz Bono “she!”
Brunch and spa were awesome. Now, ballroom dancing attempts
Hot new jam: “I’m Gonna Pet You With Some Money, Bitch”
